
Will Tennyson
I Tried EVERY Viral Workout
Summarised with Bite · 10 min read
He spends 7 days testing viral workouts that promise stronger forearms, a thicker neck, more height, better grip, tougher hands, and even blue eyes. The fun part is the comedy, but the useful part is that some old-school, low-tech methods actually produced obvious changes fast, while the more magical claims completely fell apart.
0:00 – 16:08
Day one starts with rice, sand, and a very humbled ego
His week begins with a bucket of rice and a fantasy: crush an apple with one hand like it is a "freaking boba pearl." That is the first curiosity gap of the video. Can viral forearm training actually turn internet hype into visible strength in only 7 days? The first surprise is how quickly the answer starts to feel like maybe yes. Rice bucket training looks silly from the outside, but the moment he digs in, it lights up everything from the fingers to the elbow. He jokes that he "can't make a fist," but that loss of function is also his first clue that these neglected muscles are getting hit in ways his normal training misses. Then the video widens. He layers in daily neck training, careful at first because even less than 10 pounds feels dangerous. That section is useful because he does not sell neck work as macho nonsense. He frames it as resilience training for contact sports, car accidents, whiplash, slips, falls, even everyday life. The key idea is control, not brute force. He says you have to really think about what you're doing because if you go at it mindlessly, "you might never walk again." That line is funny, but it also explains why this work feels different from blasting quads or biceps. The roughest test comes with iron fist training. He punches and strikes into a sand bucket, expecting softness and getting what feels like "mini razor blades." Here the video takes an unexpected turn. The pain is not random punishment. He explains the mechanism simply: repeated micro stress creates tiny damage to skin, bone, and connective tissue, then recovery rebuilds them thicker and tougher. In other words, old martial arts conditioning works on the same logic as lifting weights. By the time he reaches height maxing, eye color shifting, and grip trainers, the experiment has split into two categories. One group is physically plausible: rice, sand, neck work, and grip training all create direct stress on tissue. The other group drifts toward wishful thinking. He measures his starting point anyway, locking in forearms at 12.8 and 13.1 inches, neck at 15.1 inches, towel dead hang at 22 seconds, and grip strength at 152.4 on the right and 161 on the left. That baseline matters because it turns the rest of the video from a joke into an actual before-and-after test.
2 more sections in the app
- 16:08 – 27:39The middle of the week, when the pain gets real and the gains start showing up
- 27:39 – 35:54Final test day reveals what was real, what was fake, and why the apple finally lost




